haha! my friend kristin sent me this email today where you fill a bunch of spaces out and it puts them all together and makes you a letter to santa claus.
Its a little early to be dealing with christmas in my books but i thought it was come funny shit!
Santa Claus North Pole, Earth
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at holly's Office party. It was melody who spiked the punch with too much tom collins. I can't help it if I drank 21 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat pee.
I thought it was funny when I put Matty's scarf on my head and danced the jitterbug on the bed while singing `over the rainbow'. I didn't mean to break holly's dvd player and don't know why holly would accuse me of holding.
I don't remember calling andy's wife a generic sheep---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on vanessa's husband's shoulder, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my vw convertible through my neighbor's washroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a delicate platypus and have me arrested for hit n run!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all inspirational and insane. And I'm really not to blame for any of this domineering stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and boldly yours,angie (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!